Planning… it frees the mind and soul. Planning takes us to exotic ports of call on ships of white clad with smiles and laughter. Planning is an essential part of cruising.
Who doesn’t love to plan? Visiting web sites… asking questions (hopefully on Cruise Critic…
)… taking notes… considering finances and schedules brings the cruise alive perhaps even more so than making the final payment does.
Cruisers are notorious planners. Before my first cruise, back in the dark ages when the face of the internet was CompuServe and Cruise Critic didn’t exist, the only way to plan was to visit a travel agent, beg a few dog-eared brochures and stare longingly at pictures of blue water and white sand. The word of the travel agent had to be trusted for accuracy. I remember vividly the phrase ‘You’ll LOVE this ship.’ Well, that ship that I ended up not loving nearly put me off cruising forever. God bless the internet and Cruise Critic. Now, planning has taken on a different hue completely. Information is available for virtually (no pun intended…) anything cruise related.
Consider that Cruise Critic currently has over 550,000 members a very large percentage of whom are active. Consider that Cruise Critic has a forum for every cruise line in the world and some that aren’t even cruise lines… the forum for non-traditional cruising… cargo ships and the like.
There’s also forums for nearly every port of call in the world. Just think about that… where are you going? Egypt? Got a forum for there. Thinking about a voyage that has a stop in Gdansk? Got a forum for there. Wondering what the party scene is like at the southern most city in the world? There’s a forum for Ushusia. How cool is that?
Of course, Cruise Critic isn’t the only source of information. Each and every cruise line has their own sites and they’re getting better by the day. Many have user-centric forums where cruisers can chat and exchange information. Every site has deck plans and tons of pictures to ply the mind like good wine.
Pretty much every port, even more, every resort and every tour operator has a web site. Wanna find a great personalized tour in Jamaica? Oooo… look… it’s Marva Shaw at knowjamiaca.com! Wanna float through a cave in Belize? Cave-tubing.com is there to answer every question and even book your tour. Wanna get up close and personal with an airliner? No problem, mon… there’s a website that tells you everything you need to know about Maho Beach in St Maarten.
Planning takes time… generally more time than the voyage. We plan months in advance, sometimes years in advance. We bookmark websites in our favorites and return to them two, three or four times a week just in case something might have changed.
Planning is tempered by change. Mentally, the plan is perfect. The PLAN: We’re going to be in port at 8 AM; debark by 8:30; in a cab and on the beach by 9 with a frosty, exotic concoction in hand. The REALITY: You stand on the deck of the ship miles from shore listening to the criuse director explain that the government of the island has been overthrown by the military and they’re eating tourists.
Reality is far from perfect. Weather pays no heed to your plans, for that matter, neither do the so-called governments of many of the locations we visit. Take Roatan, for example. Gorgeous island with a brand new port built by Carnival; Mahogany Beach. Awesome… simply awesome. However, let some low-level bureaucrat get his boxers in a wad over his brother-in-law getting fired from a convenience store and there are protests and strikes. This is just how things are in the Banana Republics we all love.
I mentioned weather… My favorite time of year to cruise is at the peak of hurricane season… late September. Now, I have never missed a port of call due to a hurricane or had a cruise canceled because of one but I’ve come close. Just a few weeks before a sailing on the Carnival Conquest a hurricane named ‘Ike’ elected to visit south Texas. That reminds me… how the heck did hurricanes get to be named after men? Odd… Anyway, Ike took a heavy toll on Galveston and put the kibosh on my plans. We ended up sailing from Bayport, near Houston in the muddiest water I have ever seen.
Weather can force changes to plans in many ways. Now, allow me to digress for a bit to discuss waves. Waves are generally a function of wind… yep… wind. When wind travels a distance over water, called ‘fetch’, waves are produced. Some waves are big, some not so big. The not-so-big waves are either not noticeable on a modern cruise ship or are little more than amusing. The Big Waves can move even the largest ships about like a cork. So, even when things seem calm on the ship the waves can cause you to miss a port. As an example, Grand Cayman. Grand Cayman has a remarkable reef that the local government is quite protective of. For that reason, there is no pier and if you want to visit Georgetown you must do so via tender… a smallish vessel that transfers you from ship to shore. On occasions the seas will simply be too rough to safely allow passengers to board the tenders. There goes your afternoon swim with the stingrays and your visit to Hell. Instead of luxuriating on Seven Mile Beach you get to hang out on the Lido Deck and gaze at Seven Mile Beach. Foo. Nothing can be done about it. It’s luck of the draw and just one of those things that keeps cruising, and planning, interesting.
I mentioned on a blog several months ago that I will be sailing on the newly refurbished Carnival Ecstasy in February. Stitch and I will be joined by some absolutely wonderful folks, many of whom we have had the honor to sail with in the past and count as friends. There’s Dread Pirate and his Princess; Star453 and Virginia; Texgen and Walter; Teri1 and her son and a roll call full of great folks who we have yet to meet.
Just like every other cruise there has been discussion about what we’re going to do in port. We make port in two of my favorites… Progreso and Cozumel. Planning for Cozumel alone and take several years. There are so many beaches, so many tours, so much excitement available that piecing it all together would frustrate the most avid puzzle builder. Mr. Sancho’s; Paradise Beach; Playa Mia; Nachi Cocum; Playa Uvas; Carlos n’ Charlie’s; Chankanaab; Palancar and the list goes on… and on… and on.
What’s a cruiser to do? So many places, so little time.
I came up with a plan… of sorts. I call it the ‘No Plan Plan.’ Yep… no plan. We’re gonna get off the ship and go where our noses and our toeses lead us. I suspect my nose will lead me to someplace with margaritas and good food. I suspect my toes will lead me to white sand.
On the No Plan Plan the only constraint is time. When do we have to be back on the ship? Once that’s established all the rest is gravy… or perhaps guacamole in this case.
Really, I can’t see a down side to the No Plan Plan. I’m sure we’ll hit some of our favorite watering holes and shopping spots. I’m just as sure that we’ll laugh, hug, relish the sun and the distance from home. Even more, when good friends get together who needs a plan anyway?
Ciao
Mach